Tehfreshone’s Blog

every year it seems when the first snowfall hits everyone quickly forgets how to drive their car in snow. if you live in Calgary you should know how to drive in snow I mean you live in a city where it snows EVERY YEAR. you’d think that people would get used to driving in snow. but nope every year people automatically drive like it’s there first time causing accidents I mean really is it THAT hard to drive in snow. I had no problems this morning driving a lot of other people didn’t. but everyone was late because of the few derps that did forget how to drive and had accidents. Granted i understand accidents are accidental but when it comes to snow ppl just forget how to drive so accidents are imminent when you have derps behind the wheel. a mere 20 min drive on a good take took me a staggering almost 3 hours because ppl went “oops wtf do I do when it snows omg i am so dumb”. every year we go through this first snowfall people are derps and should just consider taking a bus, staying home or just practice driving in the parking lot for an entire day and let them crash into shit. my rant is done I’m very grumpy and i will end with this. people of Calgary learn to drive before the snow hits or suffer my wrath and most likely foul language directed at you

at the ripe old age of 24 I feel that I can start to feel my aging process my knees for some reason are really soar today and hurting for no reason. or maybe it’s because there’s a winter storm coming. either way knees = not feeling good today that’s for sure. either way here’s a funny picture with someone who has great knees

This game has become my new favorite game. played some single player last night was pretty dope. have to say that its better to play online or with friends, i find that the computer is too slow and sometimes just outright stupid. i cannot wait to get into this game more i only played 2 full campaigns last night and called it for the night. hopefully ill finish the other 3 tonight and then start on some achievements. gotta say that this game is pretty good alot more then what i was expecting.

the slaughter of course being zombies. yes tomorrow is the day where great things will happen such as headshots, boomers, and PILLS HERE. never have i been so excited for a game to release, well maybe WOTLK but thats for pc this is for Xbox. my copy has been reserved as i have preordered it and tomorrow night will ensue tons of ammunition and the thirst for blood.  Please know that to contact me here in the next few weeks, you must have a Xbox otherwise i will ignore everything else except for my Xbox and zombies 

it seems i always forget about my blog UGH. well in any case lots is new. I’m heading down to Portland on Sunday for tomfest. well, its actually just outside of Portland in Camas WA but it goes from Wednesday to Saturday you should check it out  http://www.tomfest.com  it should be a blast. i have also started to make videos on my youtube so ill be making a video of my trip down to the good old USA. hopefully i can get more subscribers and views on my youtube page that would be amazing. sitting at work with half an hour left to go before i go on holidays I’ve got some running around to do tomorrow (Friday) get an oil change, maybe a haircut, and i also need some shorts iam very low supply of those things. also get my Canadian money exchanged into American so iam not trying to figure out the current exchange rate at some local store from where i bought koolaid or something like that. you all should check out my youtube though should be a fun time www.youtube.com/xmattydx and show to your friends BECAUSE IT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUT! for now hopefully ill do these more often iam going to try

This past weekend i would have to say was one of the best so far.

So Friday was the coolest BBQ I’ve been to in along time. so me and my buddy James along with his girlfriend meg  hung out before the BBQ and chilled in Kensington went to the shops and junk. then proceeded to head to Safeway to get some food for the BBQ grabbed some cheese slices and chips. didn’t grab burgers there, there was an M&M meats super close so we headed there to get burgs allot tastier as well i think. then we went to boy shanty and we pull up in the mini van and here is the front lawn. couch out on the front lawn with the barbecue smoking and a big garbage bin full of drinks on ice. was the sweetest site I’ve seen in a long time. so we sit down and chill and then realize we forgot buns so we headed to Safeway and picked up some cheap buns. now let me tell you i have never seen so much meat in one house at one time. it was so intense i felt like i was in meat heaven. there was ribs slow cooked, ribs BBQ’D, burgers, skewers, veggies done on the BBQ, pineapple BBQ, BBQ chicken and all other sorts of goodies. lots of food lots of drinks good friends couldn’t ask for anything better on good Friday.

Before the BBQ festivities i decided to head in to get a new phone because my plan was up. GUESS WHO ROCKS AN IPHONE UHH HUUUUHH!!! I’m so stoked on this by the way so freaking rad. so many fun apps and free too who could ask for more. had to get a new number but iam all good with it, had some stupid telemarketers calling me all day on my old number so now those dongs cant get a hold of me no more HA HA suckers.  

Saturday was also another sweet day me and James and few other buddies planned on going skateboarding. ya know because it was starting to get nice out. so we ripped up the streets of Calgary. Davey found a sweet camo fold out lawn chair randomly sweet find Davey. after the streets of c-spot we hit up James mini, had a sweet session it was banging. then we all kinda dispersedfor a bit. me and a few buds went to the opening of a clothes store fresh life for the grand opening downtown hit that up for a while chilled met some people  then rolled out. went for a late night skate at millennium park to which me and my bud felt like tools there wasn’t much people there but the people that were there were just ridiculously good at skating. i felt lame just trying to kickflip when i see these guys busting blunt to fakie and crap like that. so after that went to the drum and monkey ( first time for me) chilled for a bit then peaced and called it a night

Sunday was a boring day nothing happened i stayed home played wow for most of the day played banjo i pretty much didn’t leave my room or change out of my pajamas. played my banjo a bit, and  reinforced my skate box a bit. other than that Sunday was a bust didn’t do much except be a bum.

so my weekend was pretty pimp i had a blast and cannot wait for the next one and the one after and so on. also tonight is tubby Tuesday get stoked

does anyone even read these anymore? somehow i doubt it but whatever doesn’t really matter. my life in the past i guess month and a bit now. hmmm how to sum up what I’ve done. well I’ve done allot of hanging out mostly weekends because that’s when everyone can come out and chill ha ha. during the week i play wow, yes that’s right i play wow and its my relax time after work which i really need. my coworker drives me nuts on the daily. but the past week and a bit I’ve been going over to the other building which isn’t far but it gives me time to get away from the woman that constantly TALKS about useless crap that i don’t think anyone in there right mind would care about. sometimes i think she has some issues then i start to feel sad only to be brought back to reality with more NAG NAG NAG NAG useless junk.

last week and this week i have received some money from the government. oh ya that’s right tax season baby i received 1200$ back from the government from my taxes so i was pretty pumped. then yesterday i received a GST cheque life is too good right now all this money is going to get me out of debt quicker. once i get out of debt that credit card of mine is going to be cut up and destroyed and i will have a glorious time doing it too. also i get payed this Thursday so this hole recession thing can BITE me at this time. but soon im pretty sure ill be affected by it somehow. so in that case recession you can bite me now and i will love you later sound good?

well in any case i guess i should get back to my life of work or i guess now lunch time and see what funny videos i can find on youtube here’s a funny one if you haven’t seen it check it out .

just another boring day at work more people leaving the company, not by choice of course. makes me wonder where iam with my job if iam gonna get the big AXE and be jobless. but i hear enough nagging from my coworker daily for hours about “how will i survive” or ” oh my god i dunno what iam gonna do” and the fact that she’s soo sure that she is going to get layed off that iam sure she has actually started to believe her own cooky ideas. anyways thats my vent about work or well the woman who we shall call LADY X sounds cool, but she is far from cool. my body has been bugging me today i have a growth err well water sack on my hand called a ganglian ( not sure on spelling but pronouced gang-lee-in) and it comes and goes every few months and makes my hand ache which is not fun its rather painful and annoying. also while at a friends house i had been coughing for a while and it seems that i have hurt something in my side cuz everytime i tryed to breath after i was getting sharp pains in my side ribs. now let me tell you this was the worst part of my day. imagine this iam in pain just sitting breathing sucks soo hard and cannot concentrate. also were watching the office where jim trys to see if dwight wastes company time. hes talking about battle star galatica and how its dumb and stupid and dwight wants to tell him off so bad and its soo funny. but laughing is and was a big NO NO. here iam sitting in pain and trying not to laugh at this funny part because it hurts so much holding my side with a weird look on my face i assume. a face of pain and laughter. i probably looked like andy samburg in the one scene in jizz in my pants video. anyways ya body sucks for today hopefully it will feel better. i know it has already been alot better and doesnt hurt quite as bad. anyways this blogging thing is still new to me so bare with me well i try to get the hang of this darn thing.

by the way is there a spell check for people like me who are retarded?

stay fresh

so this is the first and hopefully not last blog about useless random crap that just make me laugh, cry, sing, and jump for joy. from the tales of great warriors to annoying stupid people in the workplace. so iam gonna start off with a funny ass video that make me lawl for the 20 times ive watched it today its gold.

so sorry if my grammer is not on PAR with some of you or whoever reads this ( very few if any) but i really dont care its not like iam gonna become some FAMOUS BLOGGERZOMGZ or anything. so the day started off like any other day (btw i have ADD) watching youtube checking hate mail and such from the people that i just bug and wanna get a kick out of them. also the annoyance that is my cowoker who never seems to shut the heck up and actally gives me headaches talking about useless crap like how much daycare costs. iam 22 i dont really give a crap about how much you pay for your kids daycare and i dont think ill be having kids anytime soon anyways hopefully something more interesting happens at work i love when stuff picks up or i just see stupid people reassure me that most people in the world sniff glue.